Women can use most of the list for their man, too – I’ve made some suggestions in parentheses.

1. Ask her to dance. (Don’t even…)
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. (Works for the guy, too)
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her. (Works for the guy, too)
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep. (Works for the guy, too)
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family. (Works for the guy, too)
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by. (Say “She’s hot” when she walks by)
7. Call her when you’re feeling sad. (Call him when he’s feeling sad)
8. Kiss her eyelids. (Works for the guy, too)
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child. (Don’t even…)
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower. (Works for the guy, too)
11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately. (If he’s crying on the phone, assure him the team will rock it out next season)
12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs. (Straddle a chair naked and say “c’mere, baby’)
13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names. (Continually call him your Big Stud)
14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl. (Buy him HIS favorite album on vinyl)
15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it. (Order beer for him, remembering exactly which brand he likes)
16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car. (Help him to the couch – he passed out)
17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does. (don’t expect him to remember – love him anyway)
18. Send her something in the mail. Anything. (Send him tickets to the big game in the mail)
19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is. (See #12)
20. Call her just before you get on the plane. (Tune the TV to ESPN before you leave the house to go on a trip)
21. Pick her clothes up off the floor. (Get the clothes to the floor by doing a strip tease)
22. Try desperately to make her laugh when she’s feeling down. (See #12)
23. Take her to see your favourite sport live. Pay more attention to her than to the game. (Know Brett Favre’s stats like the back of your hand)
24. Touch her arm when you leave the table to go to the bathroom. Touch her again when you come back. (Touch his thigh)
25. Shave just before you see her. She’ll notice. (Works for the guy, too)
26. Hug her when she gets jealous. Hug her hard. (See #12)
27. Worship her breasts. (Worship his, well you know)
28. Give her jewelery. (Give him tickets to the big game)
29. Hand her two towels when she gets out of the shower. [The second one is for her hair.] (Be standing there in a towel when he gets out of the shower)
30. Ask her specific questions about her work. (Works for the guy, too. Especially if you’re doing a strip tease while you’re asking)
31. Keep her favorite cereal on hand. (Works for the guy, too. Keep a second box in the bedroom along with a jar of honey)
32. In the middle of a conversation, tell her you love her. (In the middle of a conversation, squeeze his thigh)
33. Send her very expensive flowers when you screw up. (See #28 above)
34. Take her to a cabin with a fireplace. Build her a fire. (Make sure the cabin is by a lake and bring the fishing gear)
35. Moan her name when she goes down on you. (See #13)
36. Read her a story when it’s her turn to drive during a long road trip. (Just let him drive)
37. Offer to fix something at her place that you realize is broken. (Learn how to use tools – especially a circular saw.)
38. Notice when she’s wearing something new. (Help him notice by doing a strip tease)
39. Make love to her standing up, against a wall. (Oh boy does it work for the guy, too)
40. Kiss her hand in front of your most die-hard bachelor buddies. (Don’t even…)
41. If she’s too stressed to want sex… (He will never be too stressed to want sex)
• Run a bath for her.
• Give her a full-body massage.
• Ask if she wants to wrestle.